Might this whole Bountygate debacle be some conspiracy theory concocted at the behest of the national media's Illuminati-controlled wing? WWL's John "Spud" McConnell and former Saints quarterback Bobby Hebert sure seem to think so. The damn national media is just so damn jealous of the Saints that it, well, watch for yourself.

Give Hebert credit, though. No one is off limits! Not Les Miles, and not that stinkin' Fran Tarkenton. Of course, not sure what he and Spud are trying to infer about a guy being named Fran. Assumptions can be so ugly sometimes.

[h/t @thecajunboy, @saintsnola]