They're talking a lot of college basketball on the television now. Dick Vitale's the only man in the country who understands it. He knows what's up, and you don't. Certainly the overcaffeinated hosts on WGN's morning show don't. So that's why they're consulting Dickie V. Of course, he can't hear them. But he says some things that sound reasonable anyway—for a moment, he thinks he's on in Charlotte—and he remains affable throughout. He's a pro.