At Tuesday night's "Battioke" charity event in South Beach, Pat Riley had sunshine on his cloudy day, or something. Sure, it's less than 30 seconds and maybe it's not quite Wade Boggs-bad, but his rhythm clearly needs some work. Also, a tad pitchy.

Seriously, LeBron's rendition of "Super Freak" better have been more mellifluous than this aural train wreck. (Speaking of which, if you've got some footage for us, drop us a line, friendo.)

[h/t Cosby Sweaters]