Reds slugger and 2010 National League MVP Joey Votto is endorsing a new cereal available at Cincinnati-area Kroger stores cleverly called VottOs.
Actually, "new" is a bit of a stretch. They're the same toasted oats that were sold under the Ochocinco name until the Bengals went 4-and-12 in 2010 and the former Chad Johnson sought new employment. What does Joey Votto's cereal taste like? Well, they'd be Grrrrr-eat if he played for the Tigers, but since he's a Red they taste like Communism.