It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome back to the best in unintentional dongs. We have quite the assortment this week so do come inside. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our lead unintentional dong today comes from reader Nicholas who snapped this shot of a dong raindrop-inspired chandelier.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here we have some more rain-related dongage thanks to reader Bryan. This weather dong knows what's up—look how far away it is from Friendsville. Pro move.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Beef Wellington High School, courtesy of reader Colin.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Connor sends in this "artisan bread dong." Not sure what kind of artisans are serving bread with ketchup and french fries, bud.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

This tree of dongs was sent in by Dave. The real Tree of Knowledge. /Cross-posts to Jezebel.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

This terrifying children's cartoon featuring a bird and bespectacled turtle-thing sharing a silver dildo was sent in by David.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here's a translucent jellyfish-like dong sent in by Doug.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Gary in Ohio checks in with this lonely ginger dong in a takeout box. We've all been there.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Greg sends this in and it is presented without comment.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

I....this is just weird. I don't know that my mind would have gone straight to "dong" here, but I'll never know thanks to Jeff.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Some more home and garden/water related dongs. These guys look like a whole gang of troublemakers. Thanks, Josh!

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Ah yes. The Churro dong and/or used condom. A unique dessert indeed. Thank you, Matt.

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Finally for the week, ryan provides some answers as to why Avon is still around.