Jeffrey Loria Had A Marlins Park Cake With Swarovski Crystals And A Working Retractable Roof

After trotting out Muhammad Ali like a show pony, the Marlins owner welcomed friends and colleagues to his luxury suite on opening night with this cake: a custom made replica of Marlins Park. That bigass logo? It's 3,600 crystals. Probably worth more than your life. I swear to god, this thing better not have a working home run sculpture. [Strip Club With Stanton]