Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters: The Duality Of LifeS

This is a feature wherein we celebrate Jose Canseco by creating motivational posters out of his actual tweets. We believe it is in this context that the world can best appreciate our favorite Bash Brother.

I can't decide if Jose is self aware, or something more insidious, but here he is, the alpha and the omega. Everything and nothingness all at once. Hug for u.