We're not sure what English rugby announcers say when drunk people run onto the field. Perhaps "There's an idiot on the pitch?" But their cameramen are as uptight as their American counterparts, and immediately cut away from all the fun.

Lucky for us, a less-discerning fan who goes by Mr. SuperTighthead, managed to capture this dude's moment of glory. Out on a "stag do" (English for bachelor party), dressed as Goldilocks, and having had just the right number of pints, he frolicked through security during Friday's match between Bath and Sale. Until Bath Center Olly Barkley put a quick end to his drunken fairy tale with a perfect dump tackle. American streakers are usually brought down by an army of security and a couple of Tasers. English rugby players do not abide with such nonsense. You have been warned.

Video via Rugbydump.