College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation

Division II Francis Marion University (S.C.) knocked off defending Division I national champ South Carolina in a baseball game on April 11. FMU's student paper is a weekly, and even though the edition chronicling the big win wasn't published until this week, the upset was still enough to merit front-page, above-the-fold treatment. Readers can really feel the excitement.

[The Patriot/Reddit, via SportsGrid]