Jake Champion. Is there a better lacrosse name than Jake Champion, defenseman for Florida's St. Thomas Aquinas? When Jake Champion punches you, you stay punched. An unaware opponent found that out last night. As Jake Champion was being escorted off the field for throwing a punch during the game, Jake Champion decided to throw a second punch, at a St. Andrew's player just minding his own business.

Jake Champion will presumably be suspended, but fuck you he's Jake Champion.

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