Take The 2012 Gawker Media Census, Win An iPad, And Then Resume Your Quest for 3rd Base

After last year's census, we discovered that 66% of you stud muffins were in relationships and 51% of you dined out at around 3 times a week—we can only assume that all that wining and dining is how you keep the ladies coming back. Take a quick 10-minute break from the drunken hookups to answer the 2012 Gawker Media Census. You could win a new iPad.

You folks are notoriously opinionated, so now it's your opportunity to be heard. Not unlike those little feedback cards at Applebee's, the Gawker Media Cenus helps us serve you better. It's your chance to let us know who you are, what you're into, and what we could be doing differently. Your contribution is essential to the site, so get cracking!

Thank you. Now please apologize to your girlfriend for the interruption.

Winner will be chosen at random. Click here for all the rules. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the last question of the census and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: 2012 Gawker Media Census, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest begins on May 23 at 11:59am EST and ends on May 30 at 11:59pm EST.