Idea For Disney Film About Pittsburgh Pirates: Feces In The Outfield

A sewer line underneath PNC Park clogged, presumably with semi-digested Primanti Bros. sandwiches and broken dreams. Workers had to dig a hole in the outfield to get at the pipes, and will presumably have it repaired before the Bucs return from a road trip and Andrew McCutchen plunges into a chest-deep pit of human waste. [WPXI]