So Tracy's on his way home with a sixpack of refreshing Sedrin beer, the official Chinese beer of the NBA, when he's set upon by some streetballers intent on stealing his refreshing Sedrin beer, so they take advantage of his well-known benevolence to catch him in a Wile E. Coyote trap, only it doesn't work and they all enjoy refreshing Sedrin beer together, but wait how did they know McGrady was going to walk past their court, unless he's not the first past-his-prime NBA superstar to buy Chinese beer in their neighborhood, and hey has anyone seen Allen Iverson or is he still hanging from a backboard somewhere?

[TBJ]