Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Drew Magary's on vacation. Filling in for him is Jezebel's wonderful Lindy West.
Hello, little lambs. It's me, some lady! You might remember me from yelling about vagina over at Jezebel, or from that time one year ago when Drew went on vacation and I wrote a weird Funbag about banana phones and jism. Can you believe it's been an entire year? ME NEITHER. But now Drew has up and left you again—doubtless wearing a coconut bra and recapturing his erotic groove with the help of Taye Diggs, Phyllis Diller, and the Harlem Globetrotters as we speak. Classic Drew! Anyway, you're stuck with me.