What Should Be Done To The Joe Paterno Statue? Let's Discuss!Tom Ley7/16/12 5:01pmFiled to: YakspinPenn state scandalJoe Paternopenn stateGettypic115EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink With the recent discovery that the Joe Paterno statue outside of Beaver Stadium is no longer being guarded by police, the Deadspin staff couldn't help but start brainstorming ways that the statue could be altered. So far we have come up with the following ideas: Advertisement Advertisement Replace his outstretched index finger with a shower headGive it a new, artsy name. Like maybe "Of Rape and a Man."Put a funny hat on itAllow it to stay up only if Jay Paterno promises to stand next to it and and spout insane gospel about leadership and legacy for the rest of his lifeVia commenter Erg: "Put statues of little boys behind Paterno in attitudes of beseechment. Leave Paterno's statue as it is, with his back to the children."Please share your ideas in the discussion section below.