Horrible New Uniforms Mean Notre Dame Can Finally Compete With The Marylands Of The World

Here, courtesy reader @bobbyleecoy, are the uniforms Notre Dame will wear when the Fighting Irish lose to Miami in Chicago on Oct. 6. And while I'm a Notre Dame hater like the rest of you, even I can't begin to process the sartorial insult these things are to the school's decaying football tradition.
It's as if Northwestern's uniforms and West Virginia's uniforms had a Roman orgy. And it's utterly fitting that Brian Kelly—the rich man's Randy Edsall—would endorse playing in a uniform that makes Notre Dame look like the world's most desperate program. This is the uniform equivalent of a leather halter top. I look forward to Notre Dame players working your local street corner at 3 a.m., doling out toothy blowjobs for $10 bucks a pop.
Maybe these uniforms will again help Mike Golic moisten his radio partner.
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