Dead Letters: "You're A Fucking Idiot. Good Luck To You And Your Idiocy."

Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters.

Subject: Nasty girl bongs beer with some humor

From: Nathan Barnhart
To: The Staff

I have a video of a nasty girl bongin beers that was very humorous if u want to look at it I can email would be a honor to make the website
Sent from my iPad

Subject: Wow gifs. You're at the forefront of internet technology.

From: mikepants34
To: The Staff

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Subject: faggot

From: doug fluenza
To: Tim Burke

what makes it acceptable for homosexuals to routinely use gay slurs aimed at each other?

Subject: http://deadspin.com/5940107/why-yo...

From: Maria Dr
To: Drew Magary

I love when idiots like you prove themselves wrong. No chance of winning? You don't know shit.
You're a fucking idiot. Good luck to you and your idiocy.

Subject: RANT

From: Lisa Jones
To: Tim Burke

He (Franco Harris) was very professional-Which is much more than I can say for the President and the board of trustees throughout this entire process. They lack intestinal fortitude and do not care about the past, present or future of the university.

It's time for them to actually be leaders

Karen Peetz is ridiculous or incompetent.

RJ

Subject: Katy Perry

From: Nathan Boucher
To: Drew Magary

Drew,

Listen my man, I know it's cool to hate on Katy because she's all pop and synth and bullsh. I get it. Most of the shit you hear from her on the radio is garbage. Two things though:

1. She actually is pretty talented. I know, I know, I KNOW! But hear me out! Give her Unplugged CD a spin — or, better yet, watch the video performance. It's her and an acoustic guitar accompanied by a small ensemble of musicians. The songs were all written when she was 18 and didn't know dick about dick, but my girl has some talent! Everyone I've ever introduced to this side of Katy Perry has been impressed, and with good reason . . . she's truly talented.

2. HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN KATY PERRY?! I swear to Christ, Jehovah, Muhammad, Vishnu, Zeus, Thor and every other deity ever known to the history of mankind that I would walk 1,000 miles barefoot across a desert of broken glass and razor blades just to drink her bath water! Also . . . TITS! What the fuck, man? You do not bad mouth such a fine piece of ass! You just don't!

Great column otherwise, though. Keep up the good work.

NJB

Subject: How about Math

From: Parker Willis
To: Drew Magary

The main contention is over their pensions. Pensions have bankrupted industry after industry (auto and public education for example). The NFL simply cant afford to stay the course or meet the outrageous demands of the Ref's. ITS MATH. They will be paying out multi – million dollar suits in the coming years from Football players. You can call it politics. Ill call it math.

Parker Willis
Commercial Sales Executive
Brown & Brown of Florida, Inc.

Subject: They're getting worse

From: Richard Fetherolf
To: Tim Burke

Knock this shit off. At best half of those were bad calls. The phantom on Ike Taylor, the not lining up or spotting the ball accurately in particular. The talib PI and the ronde barber were plays that happen all the time - whoever suggested that is a giants homer. Barbers was flat out not PI and talib positioned himself LIKE THEY ARE TAUGHT BY THEIR COACHES. The two helmet to helmets were questionable. Dqwell Jackson's was just straight up not helmet to helmet. The timing plays were very close, I've seen them not call delay of game penalties before within the same time frame.

What I'm saying is, you've got to be fucking kidding me. The regular refs make the same mistakes the scabs have been w the exception of the technical (where to stand, certain penalty distance, etc) as a result of their experience in college. The opinion calls by and large have been similar to regular refs.

This entire thing is overblown and why Goodall isn't going to settle bc he's watching the same shit. Replacements that are doing a close enough job to the regulars that it doesn't matter. That was a late hit on rgiii.