Atlanta 27, San Diego 3: Matt Ryan threw for 275 yards and three touchdowns and the Falcons destroyed Philip Rivers and the Chargers. Rivers, by the way, had two interceptions on the day—both to Thomas DeCoud (who also recovered a fumble)—and a scant 173 yards passing. Atlanta remains undefeated on the year. San Diego is 2-1. Luckily for Norv and the boys, the get to play our friends the Chiefs and Saints in the next two weeks so the offense should get back on track.
The Norv: Whaddya think those jerseys are made of? Polyester? Mesh? Well, now that's an interesting question—what is mesh made of? Cotton? Can shirts be made of things other than polyester, mesh or cotton? Oh wow, how do ya like that? Game started.