"Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummified Bird" Is Exactly What It Sounds LikeS

Courtesy of the great commonwealth of Kentucky, we have this horrifying creation, which was posted on ebay last Sunday. The seller set a starting bid of $550 for his artfully arranged shriveled cat carcass. Someone must have jumped on that incredible deal, because the item is no longer for sale.

Presumably created by a very deeply disturbed Kentucky Wildcats fan, it includes a shot at the rival Louisville Cardinals. It's seemingly inspired by this slightly less horrifying taxidermy project from a 2008 Craigslist ad. Card Chronicle speculates that this grotesque abomination might be a sort of macabre homage to that earlier project.

Kentucky Fan Takes Louisville Rivalry To Creepiest Place Yet [Card Chronicle]