93 Years After His Death, Teddy Roosevelt Finally Wins The Presidents Race At Nationals Park

This is a great day for America. What, the presidential debate tonight? Psh. No, it's because Teddy is finally off the schnide, having won his first-ever Presidents Race after 525 consecutive losses, thanks to some assistance from a faux-Phillie Phanatic. Ryan Zimmerman then homered to lead off the next inning and tie up the Nats' final home game of the regular season. Everything's coming up #NATITUDE.