One of the more curious finds at Qumran in 1947 was a scroll containing an alternate version of the Book of Revelations, a slightly different apocalyptic scenario than the one we're used to. "And I saw, and behold a white man: and he had a horse head; and jogging shorts: and he went forth capering, and to caper, and to screw up NBC Washington's live shot. And rains rode with him." This was apparently excised by early Church fathers; I think they made the right call.
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