An occasional miscellany (with a head nod toward this great old post on Runner's World's website).

Assaulted by man with "pudding bowl" hairstyle

Attacked by kangaroo

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Attacked by owl (England)

Attacked by owls (Canada)

Attacked with knife

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"Backside" grabbed

Bitten by Rottweiller

Breasts groped by shirtless man

Chased by intoxicated man

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Concussed by cup of soda

Deer rifle pointed at

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Dog-walker attacked by

Driver's license belonging to David Petraeus's lover found by

Eight-year-old boy choked by

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Genitals exposed to

Hit by police car

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Hit by car (three joggers)

Hit by falling tree branch during Hurricane Sandy

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Hit by minivan

Injured in slingshot attack

Injured in hit-and-run with tractor trailer

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Killed in crossfire of police shootout

Kissed on leg by attacker

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Lied about being raped

Mistaken for kidnapper

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Murder victim discovered by

Overturned car spotted by

Publicly shamed after kicking down Canadian flags on Remembrance Day

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Run into by tram [VIDEO]

Scared by suspicious man

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Shot with pellet gun

"Slapped on the buttocks"

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Stabbed repeatedly

"Treated as a punchbag," robbed

Wallet, ring stolen