The Gift For The Grizzlies Fan Who Has Everything: A $13,000 Practice Basketball Court

$5,000 for a college basketball court? Amateur hour. This holiday season you want the real deal and you're willing to pay top dollar. Or at least several thousand dollars more than you would for some crummy college one, right? Bummer is, the only such court available, as far as I can tell, is the old practice court for the Memphis—formerly Vancouver—Grizzlies. And, unlike the team, it remained in Vancouver.

It's on Craigslist, so you can probably haggle over the price or make outlandish requests in passive aggressive emails only to never follow up on anything and forget about it forever while the seller remains ever hopeful.

Our company has moved into a new building which used to house the training court for the Vancouver Grizzlies and we are looking for anyone interested in taking the floor off of our hands!
Asking $13, 000. Pictures attached. Perfect for any fan of the Grizzlies when they were around or even an NBA collector!
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[Craigslist, via That NBA Lottery Pick]