Bode Miller Accidentally Destroyed His Wife's Face With A Golf Ball

That butchered face you see there belongs to professional volleyball player Morgan (Beck) Miller, who happens to be the wife of Bode Miller, the alpine skiing Olympic gold medalist and world champion. Seems the Millers were out playing a little golf together yesterday. And we can safely conclude that Bode Miller really, really sucks at golf. Morgan said her "darling husband" drilled her with "a line drive to the face with a golf ball." Ow. This morning, she has since said, "Feeling better today. Still can't see out off left eye but I am getting some feeling back in my face." Which is certainly good news. But we already knew she was OK because she was the one who tweeted the photo.

[Twitter; h/t to Streeter O.]