Kendrick Perkins Is Angrily Demanding That You Buy A Cubic Zirconia-Encrusted Thunder Pendant, So Get On That

Kendrick Perkins took some time out of his busy basketball schedule to star in a Tim and Eric sketch advertisement for a local jewelry store in Oklahoma City, Mitchener Farrand Jewelers— "the diamond guys on May" and your "official" NBA jewelry store in Oklahoma City.

I say you better Perk up your Christmas. OK! Am I supposed to be afraid right now? Did they cut away from the smile too quickly? I'll take one each of all of these. Just tell Kendrick Perkins I Perked up my Christmas. Otherwise I won't feel safe.

h/t Joe S.