Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

It's a sad day for baseball fans—Nick Swisher is going to the Cleveland Indians for what could possibly be a five year, $70 million deal. Unfortunately, Cleveland being Cleveland, we will likely never see Swish again. With that hard truth in mind, we bid a fond (or not so fond, whatever) farewell to the rubberiest face that ever mugged it up.

Smoochin' Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

You know he's excited because he is yelling Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Happy Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Ric Flair Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Mildly surprised Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Normal Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Threading a needle Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Holy shit, when did we get Ichiro? Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Casual Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Existential Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

Comedic Exit Swish

Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland