John "Pay Attention To Meeeeee" Rocker is doing god knows what with his time these days. I think there was a book? And maybe a black girlfriend? Even with his busy schedule, Rocker's been able to fit in a semi-regular column for loonypants conservative website WorldNetDaily. And his latest is something special.
It's about gun control, and a defense of conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones, who melted down on CNN last week. It's so freaking long and closes with a Benjamin Franklin quote that wasn't actually said by Benjamin Franklin. And also there's this: