At a fan fest today, the Nationals will announce the addition of a new American president to their much-beloved mascot race, which already saw a shake-up late in the Nationals' season when Teddy Roosevelt won for the first time ever. Crowd-pleasers that the Nationals are, they understood that fans really mostly want to see one thing: Fats guys running. It's why offensive lineman recovering fumbles and running them in for touchdowns is funny, it's why everyone loved Glen Davis and Oliver Miller (and now Reggie Johnson), it's America in a nutshell, and it will now be part of the most of American of traditions. William Howard Taft will be the newest racing president. From the understandably excited DC Sports Bog:
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