Singing Eddie Money's "Two Tickets To Paradise" sort of became Ed Reed's thing during the Ravens' Super Bowl run. He sang at the send-off before the game and at the celebration in Baltimore after the win. And probably a million times in between in the shower, too—stupid Geico commercial—but this, this was not necessary.

One of the most awkward things on the planet is the connected-via-satellite delay in interviews. Figuring we could all use a little more awkward in our lives, NFL AM took that framework and asked two guys to sing separate portions of a song in succession and it all just gives me such a knot in my stomach I want to throw up with embarrassment for everyone involved.

Woe-oe-oe-oe-oe-oooe.