Make that eight home runs on the season for one Manny Ramirez of the Chinese Professional Baseball League's EDA Rhinos. It's been a few weeks since we've had a fantastic Manny Takes Taiwan highlight for you. But this announcer's call might be the best one yet.

Dude goes wild, as always, but pay close attention as he slips into English long enough to shout, "This ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who will never return!" This guy's like the Taiwanese John Sterling.

[Manny Does Taiwan, via Busted Coverage]