God has blessed us with so many balls. Here they all are, definitively ranked from worst to best.

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43. Hair/Fuzz

No thanks / Via elbud/Shutterstock

42. Gum

I’d rather a stick, honestly / Sylvie Bouchard/Shutterstock

41. Times Square

Who cares? / via Getty.

40. Foos

Way too small / Oleg Malyshev/Shutterstock.

39. Billiard

Hard and stressful / via Getty

38. State University

If you like this sort of thing, I guess / via Ball State University

37. Yarn

Good for sweaters and cats, nothing else / via Nataliia K./Shutterstock

36. of the Foot

These are helpful / via Piotr Marcinski/Shutterstock

35. Rugby

All wrong / via Getty

34. Australian Rules Foot

Hm / via Getty

33. Cricket

What even / via Getty

32. Paddle

Eh / via Mega Pixel/Shutterstock

31. Power

Potentially great / via karenfoleyphotography/Shutterstock

30. Exercise

We’ll see / via Edler von Rabenstein/Shutterstock

29. Stress

Pretty good / via Obak/Shutterstock

28. Male (Testes)

I get it, but I wish I didn’t have to / via elbud/Shutterstock

27. Golf

Nice to hold / via Getty

26. Magic “8"

Good for knowledge / via Kostsov/Shutterstock

25. Crystal

Also good for knowledge / via Phil McDonald/Shutterstock

24. Wiffle

Easier to hit / via Getty

23. Shuttlecock

Bouncy with a great name / via Getty

22. Skee

Pretty fun / via AP

21. Debutante

Good for becoming a woman / via AP

20. Beach

Light / via Stepan Bormotov/Shutterstock

19. Koosh

Feels good between fingers / via Stephen Bonk/Shutterstock

18. Foot

People like this / via Getty

17. Medicine

Satisfying heft / via Getty

16. Soccer

Kickable / via Getty

15. Marble

Nice to steal / via Getty

14. Ping Pong

So many uses / via Getty

13. Lacrosse

A nice weight / via Getty

12. Soft

A little big for my hand, but my hands are small / via Getty

11. Lucille

An American icon / via Getty

10. Water Polo

Unexpectedly airy / via Getty

9. Bowling

Just great / via Getty

8. Kick

Bouncy and wonderful / via Getty

7. Volley

The only sport I could ever play / via Getty

6. Tennis

Damn, yes / via Getty

5. Basket

So many possibilities / via Getty

4. Base

Iconically American / via Getty

3. Met Costume

Stunning / via Getty

2. Meat

Delicious / via Getty

1. Super

Wow / via Wikimedia

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