It's like Pretty Woman but with Chad Johnson and maybe a homeless guy.
Some time around 7:00 p.m. Saturday evening, Chad Johnson tweeted out a picture of himself seated at a table outdoors with a man Johnson claimed was homeless. He would later go on to name this man "PorkChop." PorkChop apparently asked Chad for a beer and Chad did him 23 better. He threw in a pack of smokes for good measure.
Chad gave him gifts and took him shopping. He even tried to score him some action. Now, PorkChop does not look particularly homeless to me, but I've only ever really seen New York homeless. Chad's in Miami, though—could be a whole other ballgame down there.
That was Chad's final tweet, some 10 hours ago. We hope Chad and PorkChop had a good night.