NBC 6 in South Florida is reporting that Miami Heat star Chris Bosh's house was burglarized, and that the thieves made off with $340,000 worth of jewelry, watches, and handbags. Bosh and his wife noticed that their closet had been ransacked upon returning from a celebration in honor of Bosh's birthday. Worst birthday ever!
The strangest part of the story is that both of Bosh's kids and two housekeepers were at home when the robbery took place, but they claim not to have heard anything. A police spokesman told NBC 6 that the police are, "Leaning on the side of this being an inside job." This can only mean one thing: Chris Bosh's own children are stealing from him.