Tonight, college football gave us a horrendous punt and punch to the dick, all in one game. Thanks, college football.
Eastern Illinois quarterback Jalen Whitlow was the punter in a quick kick during the third quarter, and he did not pull it off smoothly.
Later in the game, Eastern Illinois linebacker Kamu Grugier-Hill was ejected for punching a Minnesota player in the dick.
The Panthers lost 42-20, so their season opener was shitty in all kinds of ways.
Punt video via @cjzero