Eastern Illinois-Minnesota Featured A Three-Yard Punt And Dick Punch
Tonight, college football gave us a horrendous punt and punch to the dick, all in one game. Thanks, college football.
Eastern Illinois quarterback Jalen Whitlow was the punter in a quick kick during the third quarter, and he did not pull it off smoothly.
Later in the game, Eastern Illinois linebacker Kamu Grugier-Hill was ejected for punching a Minnesota player in the dick.
The Panthers lost 42-20, so their season opener was shitty in all kinds of ways.
[BTN]
Punt video via @cjzero
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