Another day, another Idiot On The Field. This one came from Miami, and we're frankly surprised that city doesn't produce more Idiots.

Tonight's Chelsea-Real Madrid Guinness International Champions Cup match ground to a halt as a fan leapt the boards to rush out and cover superstar Cristiano Ronaldo with hugs and kisses. We suppose that's better than, you know, attacking him, and for his part Ronaldo took it all in stride before delivering the hooligan to the cops. We encourage someone to try this with Tim Howard sometime. [Fox Soccer]