Tonight, while the baseball world watched the return of Alex Rodriguez, another young baseball fan used Twitter to gain a whole lot of attention and retweets in exchange for promising everyone the schadenfreude of watching him get obliterated by stadium security. He began the night with a simple proposition: 1,500 retweets and he would run on the field and slap five with A-Rod in the seventh inning. He wound up flaking for unknown reasons, but may have had an unlikely ally talk him out of it.
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