If You Don't Want To Watch A Guy Fuck A Snake, Here's A Description

A video file by the name of snakefucker.mp4 is making its way around Twitter today. As you can guess by its name, it's a video of a man apparently fucking a snake. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse— it is located here. If you don't want to watch, but want to be familiar with the events contained therein, here's a description of the act.

The video takes place before a dimly lit, white-stuccoed wall, resembling a modest apartment or perhaps even college dormitory room. There are dark blue sheets on the bed.

Also on the bed is a white male with a sizable erection; I'd estimate his penis is about 8 inches long, with a wide girth. He appears to be completely naked, though perhaps he's wearing a shoe on his left foot—the camera isn't pulled that far back.

So, he's lying there, on his back, sort of propped up a bit, sliding his penis into this snake's cloaca (a cloaca is basically an animal vagina for animals that don't have vaginas—it's a hole). The man's face is obscured by a black square added during the video editing process.

There is no sound.

The man thrusts his dick into the snake five times, tensing his legs slightly with each insertion. They are not hard thrusts, but firm for sure. He's holding the snake in a sort of hybrid position, a cross between how a human might hold another human lover, and how a musician might hold a saxophone. I imagine a snake, a slithering, slipper critter, is difficult to keep still while making love. The snake moves only slightly. It's impossible to tell if the man is kissing the snake while he's fucking it, as neither of their mouths are visible.

This is what happens in snakefucker.mp4.