Jim Irsay is a wealthy man. He's got the kind of wealth where one drives stoned out of one's face with a briefcase full of $29,000 in cash—a totally normal amount for him to be carrying—and pills and escapes with only two misdemeanor charges. He also has the kind of wealth where one passes out $100 bills to Colts fans at training camp, possibly in exchange for someone's small child.

Irsay has an August 28 trial date for his drug charges and has not yet been disciplined by Roger Goodell.

[FTW]