It was probably inevitable that Jose Canseco—ever the opportunist—would try and find a way to profit from blowing off his own damn finger.

Unfortunately, and perhaps inevitably, Jose won't actually be able to auction these items off on eBay. Their policies only allow the selling of human remains if they are "items containing human scalp hair, and skulls and skeletons intended for medical use," and don't allow the selling of firearms and most firearm parts at all.

If you hit him up on Twitter though, I'm sure you can work something out.

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