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Lakers “rookie” (he’s almost 33) Marcelo Huertas is the craftiest man in the NBA, and I will brook no dissent. Look at this shit!

This dude, one of the five Lakers on the court, hid behind Heat coach Erik Spoelstra in the middle of live play and stole the ball from an unsuspecting Goran Dragic. The Lakers suck, but this is the kind of Silicon Valley innovation they need to get back to the top of the NBA.