Not a ton of excitement in last night's loss to the Astros. Right now on the team site, the highlights are "Kelly Shoppach's first home run as a Mariner," "Bobby LaFromboise strikes out two in his major league debut," and "Michael Saunders crashes into the outfield wall." Saunders will go on the DL with a sprained shoulder.

But then, there's this guy. This—dare we say it—bro. (We think that's a safe assumption.) It's a scientific fact that beer tastes better with a ball in it.