
It's been a day of highs and lows for Jordany Valdespin. First, he took Justin Verlander deep to lead off his team's spring training game against the Tigers:
Valdespin leadoff homer against Verlander. It was Valdespin's third homer of spring.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013
Valdespin must have shown a bit too much pride while rounding the bases, because the next time he came to the plate, he was greeted by a 94-mph fastball to the dong:
Valdespin drilled in groin area by 94 mph heater.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013
He played it cool, though.
Valdespin says he is OK ... Asked where he got hit: "My dick," Valdespin said.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013
You are now aware of the fact that Jordany Valdespin got hit in the dick today. You're welcome.

