It's been a day of highs and lows for Jordany Valdespin. First, he took Justin Verlander deep to lead off his team's spring training game against the Tigers:
Valdespin must have shown a bit too much pride while rounding the bases, because the next time he came to the plate, he was greeted by a 94-mph fastball to the dong:
He played it cool, though.
You are now aware of the fact that Jordany Valdespin got hit in the dick today. You're welcome.