Danny Mainus lost his fight against Zac Chavez at a Resurrection Fighting Alliance event last Friday. That's not important, though. What's important is how "Mainus" sounds when pronounced by Australian play-by-play announcer Michael Schiavello.
The video only gets better as it goes along, because MMA terminology lends itself perfectly to anus jokes. Schiavello talking excitedly about Mainus bleeding all over Chavez will haunt you for the rest of the day.