Fielder was chasing a foul pop during this afternoon's win over the Mariners when he decided he needed a salty snack. Now at least there's an explanation for why he always returns the ball to the pitcher with cheese stains on it.

A very cool moment for that fan, but Fielder's delayed grab doesn't hold a candle to the smoothest in-game snack break of all time.

And, only tangentially related but absolutely necessary, HERE COMES THE PIZZA!