With the Vikings playing in the University of Minnesota’s stadium until their own new building is complete, visiting dignitaries don’t have the level of luxury they may be used to. Wherever Rams owner Stan Kroenke watched the game from, it didn’t have adequate private restrooms. So he commandeered the one in the press box, and made sure no one else came in, probably so they couldn’t see he drops his pants to his ankles like a small child.

If Kroenke gets his Los Angeles stadium, he’ll make sure it has solid gold fixtures, an attendant to wipe his ass, and no more free coffee for the media.

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