Rockies To Pirates: Thanks For Beating Our Asses, Here's Some Champagne
The Rockies got the shit kicked out of them by the Pittsburgh Pirates at home last night, because that’s what happens when a very bad team (the shit-ass Rockies) plays against a very good team (the cool Pirates). The win also happened to clinch the Pirates a playoff berth, a fact the Rockies were curiously eager to celebrate:
I get that this is “classy” or whatever, but have some pride, Rockies! You could have at least skipped arranging the flutes into a “P.” Better yet, you could have filled them with pee instead of champagne. That would have been a nice own.
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