Sheep Smokes Cyclist In Head-To-Head Race

I have no idea why this sheep was just hanging out on this road, or why it decided to race this cyclist, but I am going to imagine that it simply stands in that spot all day every day, just waiting for some dummy on a bike who needs a lesson in what real speed looks like.

Look at that sheep go! Even after gaining a comfortable lead, it keeps its ears pinned back and adds more lengths between itself and the cyclist. This sheep is a tremendous machine.