Who knows what terrible sin humanity committed against the Alaska Nanook, but that bear is irate. Okay, maybe we shouldn't have frozen him in the Arctic, but is that any excuse to destroy Planet Earth with a kick-ass '80s soundtrack?
Why Do Bears Hate Alaskan Sports Facilities?
For the second time this month
Angry Interplanetary Ice Bear Will Destroy Anchorage, Bring Back Hockey
Yes, it's dated and it's college hockey, but can you honestly think of a better way to kick off the NHL season than watching a rampaging polar bear from outer space destroy a mid-sized American city? Didn't think so.
