Today's Ridiculous Sex Rumor That Explains England's World Cup CollapseDashiell Bennett7/01/10 1:15pm16EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkDid you hear? The English soccer team did not do so well at the World Cup. Want to know why? A locker room divided over a teammate's extramarital affair, of course. Stop me if you've heard this one.