The Knicks Just Can't Catch A Break

It's been a nightmare season so far for the New York Knicks, as their 5-28 record places them just in front of the dreadful 76ers at the bottom of the Eastern Conference. Today, the team got more bad news: » 12/30/14 5:37pm 12/30/14 5:37pm

Jan Vesely Appears To Believe He Is Guarded By Ghosts

The day we lost Andrea Bargnani for the season was a very sad day, because it meant we would no longer be able to watch our favorite player who very often loses control over his own body. But lo, a potential savior arises, and he is called Jan Vesely. » 2/26/14 10:17am 2/26/14 10:17am

Andrea Bargnani Is Out Indefinitely; We Made Him A Tribute Video

Sad news, everyone. Andrea Bargnani, the Knicks player who brought us the most entertainment this year, has a torn ligament in his left arm that will keep him off the court indefinitely. Bargs hurt himself doing what Bargs does best: playing basketball like a dummy. » 1/23/14 5:53pm 1/23/14 5:53pm

Andrea Bargnani Is Still Terrible At Defense In 2014

In case you were wondering if anything had changed with Andrea "Broken Controller" Bargnani's defense in the new year, here is video evidence that no, nothing has changed. » 1/02/14 10:27pm 1/02/14 10:27pm

Andrea Bargnani: Still Really Bad At Defense

OK, so this doesn't feature the total loss of body control that our last addition to the Andrea Bargnani lowlight reel did, but J.R. Smith's exasperated reaction more than makes up for that fact. » 11/14/13 10:30am 11/14/13 10:30am

Knicks And Raptors Agree To Trade For Andrea Bargnani

According to Howard Beck, the two sides have agreed on a trade that will send Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks. In return for Steve Novak, Marcus Camby, a 2016 first-round pick and two future second-round picks, the Knicks will receive the first overall pick from 2006, who is owed $22 million over the next two years. In… » 6/30/13 8:03pm 6/30/13 8:03pm

The Knicks Tried To Trade Amar'e Stoudemire For Basically Anyone

Yesterday, Howard Beck of The New York Times wrote about the impending return of Amar'e Stoudemire to the New York Knicks. Most of the story is about the problems that Beck foresees coming along with Stoudemire's return, but buried within it is this bit of information: » 12/21/12 12:10pm 12/21/12 12:10pm

Andrea Bargnani Calls The Raptors "Pretty Much The Worst NBA Team,"…

Andrea Bargnani did an interview with La Gazzetta dello Sport, an Italian newspaper dedicated to sports, in which he said some harsh words about the objectively awful team that employs him. Raptors coach Dwane Casey cautioned the press not to blow what might be a mistranslation out of proportion, explaining to CBC… » 12/15/12 2:20pm 12/15/12 2:20pm